A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?