Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.