Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.