Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.