Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.