Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.