A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.