A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.