A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.