A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.