A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.