Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.