Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen RowlandEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Helen RowlandIn love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen RowlandAlas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
Helen Rowland