Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.