Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.