A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.