When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.