When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance

The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.