When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A fool and her money are soon courted.