When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.