A fool and her money are soon courted.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.