Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.