A fool and her money are soon courted.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Variety is the spice of love.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.