Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.