Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Variety is the spice of love.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.