Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.