Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.