Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.