When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.