Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.