Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

Wear it if it clashes.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.