Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.