Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Wear it if it clashes.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.