Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.