I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

One piece of advice that always stuck in my mind is that people should be respected and trusted as people, not because of their position or title.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

Succession planning has been a major priority at Southwest for quite some time. We think we have come up with a winning combination of talent for our company reorganization.

The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.

Your employees come first. And if you treat your employees right, guess what? Your customers come back, and that makes your shareholders happy. Start with employees and the rest follows from that.

You must be very patient, very persistent. The world isn't going to shower gold coins on you just because you have a good idea. You're going to have to work like crazy to bring that idea to the attention of people. They're not going to buy it unless they know about it.