I've always been able to make erroneous decisions very quickly.

Hire for attitude, train for skill.

Positions and titles mean absolutely nothing. They're just adornments; they don't represent the substance of anybody. Every person and every job is worth as much as any other person and any other job.

The business of business is people.

I've found that many of the greatest ideas surface in bars because that's where many people cultivate inspiration.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.