I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.