I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.