I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
Howard SternWhen you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard SternThere are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
Howard Stern