Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.