Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.