Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

I didn't listen to executives.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.