Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.

I didn't listen to executives.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

It's no treat being in bed with me.