I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.