I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
Howard SternWhen you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard SternIt causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
Howard SternI'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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