I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
Howard SternWhy be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
Howard SternTalent is what drives this world ... Doesnโt matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.
Howard SternI've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
Howard Stern