I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

It's no treat being in bed with me.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.