LA runs on optimism, enthusiasm and flattery. I think you can go a little bit crazy... It's just too damn sunny in every dimension - weatherwise, socially and professionally.

They, all of them, work incredibly hard to make me seem clever and heroic, neither of which I am.

I think pain is a very - it's an extremely hard thing to empathize moment to moment. And you often don't remember your own pain, you know, that moment that you broke a limb or you burned yourself or, I think, this is a common thing that women talk about with childbirth, that the memory of the pain is hard to summon up and relive, thankfully.

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

Having a vote once every four years is not the same thing as democracy.