I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.