The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.