This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.