Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.