I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish