Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.