I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.