I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
Ian HollowayYou can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
Ian HollowayHe's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.
Ian HollowayYou never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.
Ian Holloway