Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.