Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.