Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.