Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!