You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.