It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.