You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?