Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.
It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.