I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.