You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.
All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.
I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.