Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.