There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.