There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

I was the hallway clown in high school.

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.