I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.