What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.