What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.