This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
J. B. SmooveTo be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.
J. B. SmooveSometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
J. B. SmooveYou know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
J. B. Smoove