I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.

I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.