I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

The ruckus is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carry myself.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.