I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.