You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?