You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.