You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.