People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.