It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?