It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

Women put guys through tests all the time.