It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

My wife and I have been together for 11 years, and seven of those married. We got married on 07/07/07. We support each other 150 percent. We have fun. We are a modern-day Sonny & Cher. I don't sing. My wife sings. We're so different, but so alike. We got that ying and yang thing going on. You see it, but you don't know how it works.

You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.