Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.