I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack BennyI must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.
Jack BennyI'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.
Jack BennyGive me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny