It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.
No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.